This is the link to a really funny essay that I read some time ago in a collection of literary works. I decided to post the link here so that way I could go back and re-read it whenever I want.
:)

Wow!! I really like dolphins!!
I wonder if they make bottles with dolphins on them.. I saw a bottle that WAS a dolphin once but it was too expensive for me to buy.. 8(
Anyways, yeah!! Dolphins are awesome!!
Gretel… That…
Is not just dolphins on that…
:|
Augh.
WHY would ANYONE want this in their house…
….
It’s just nine dolphins on there Issac..
I don’t know what’s so bad about dolphins? 8C
Gret.. It’s…. It’s not…
You know what, Yes.
Dolphins are sacred animals in my dimension Gret!! It’s considered blasphemy to put them on pottery!
Have some cultural sensitivity!! > A <;;
Wait dolphins
That seems pretty silly bro
Though I guess I never did see anything with dolphins on it when I was there
Yeah.
They’re worshiped primarily by the sea dwelling elves, who come through here a lot and influence our area heavily.
^ ^;

Wow!! I really like dolphins!!
I wonder if they make bottles with dolphins on them.. I saw a bottle that WAS a dolphin once but it was too expensive for me to buy.. 8(
Anyways, yeah!! Dolphins are awesome!!
Gretel… That…
Is not just dolphins on that…
:|
Augh.
WHY would ANYONE want this in their house…
….
It’s just nine dolphins on there Issac..
I don’t know what’s so bad about dolphins? 8C
Gret.. It’s…. It’s not…
You know what, Yes.
Dolphins are sacred animals in my dimension Gret!! It’s considered blasphemy to put them on pottery!
Have some cultural sensitivity!! > A <;;

Wow!! I really like dolphins!!
I wonder if they make bottles with dolphins on them.. I saw a bottle that WAS a dolphin once but it was too expensive for me to buy.. 8(
Anyways, yeah!! Dolphins are awesome!!
Gretel… That…
Is not just dolphins on that…
:|
Augh.
WHY would ANYONE want this in their house…
I think I'm gonna, you know, leave
For a while
I need to get out for a bit
I will probably come back eventually so it's not like I'm going forever I guess
Ah, alright. Keep your room key, for when you get back.
You are welcome to come and go here as you please, Pondus! Good luck.
((And then Issac had the early signs of the cring))



